a series of things

"No matter how you dress it up, that's what the world is. A community of idiots doing a series of things until the world explodes and we all die."

--Daniel O'Brien, "5 Things They Never Told Us," Cracked.com, 2011 March 25

8 syllables die hard

“Eight syllables of ass-kicking-American-cowboy awesomeness: ‘Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker.’”

--Daniel O'Brien at Cracked